I Am An Agent of the Free

fluffywhitechicken:

sexpigeon:

You have discovered a massless particle: the springle.

You walk into the store. You are hungry. You walk to the bakery section. The cookies are edible. You are far to cheap to buy real food. You take a sugar cookie. Springle stares back at you. You are confused. The line behind you grows but you stand there, shaking. You attempt to ask for the rainbow springle, but you can’t.Your world is not normal. People behind you grumble. You cannot buy the springle. Your mind has become the void. A void of springles and rainbows. You stand there hungry and weak. Hungry for the springle.

girlsbydaylight:

by 鞋

captaingalaga:

Yea Tony you should

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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pillowbedhead:

totalspiffage:

homestuckmofo:

I was trying not to look at him cause I didn’t want him to go away

CAT U CUTIE <333

the things you encounter on derse

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wake-up-theres-a-walker:

That’s pretty bad ass.

(Source: the-walking-dead-for-me)

robomattic:

steam-calliope:

thatshitaintpunk:

THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

no this is the best invention ever babies are jerks who deserve straitjackets

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